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Peach the Zombie Bartender by akornzombie
Peach the Zombie Bartender
This is Peach, a character I plan on introducing during the next story arc. As the title says, she's a bartender, who works at a werewolf bar called barking Mad Mike's.

Peach calls herself a zombie due to the fact that she eats brains and was transformed due to a very badly botched voodoo spell. What she really is no one has been able to figure out. She eats brains, but regenerates, doesn't decay, and according to the werewolves she tends bar for and works with, she smells like very old dust.

Her most recent achievement to date has been her getting her doctorate in religious studies and voted "Cutest Bartender" for the third time.

Finally, her personality can be described as a Maniac Pixie girl mixed with Adorkable.
As Christmas draws near and 2013 draws to a close, I've found myself thinking about my life. So far, the best way I can summarize it is that some parts of it suck, some parts are okay, and some parts are great.

My creative side is doing great- I have nothing to complain about there. I've got great friends,
The area of my life that is bothering me is my lack of a love life. I've tried in the past. It didn't work out so well- obviously. I meet a girl, I think she's interesting, and then something comes up that stops my attempt before it can even begin.
Like she's already taken, or thinks of me as a friend, or any number of other things.

Not helping is the fact that I don't socialize well. People, on average, irritate the ever living fuck out of me. They always have. I guess moving around a lot as a kid kinda fucks up your ability to socialize. Who knew?

I want to try to get a girl next year. A lot of people have given me advice on the subject, which I am thankful for. I just wonder if it is going to be worth the trouble, because the opposite gender has never really shown any interest in me whatsoever.

I don't know if it's my personality or what, but they've always preferred guys who are not me. My sneaking suspicion is that it's just me, and any attempts by me to overcome that are just going to be futile.

I really hope I'm wrong. I really do.

On a side note, when you're in a situation like mine and you work in a grocery store, it sucks hot, sweaty, donkey balls. Especially at Christmas time, where you have inoffensive holidy tripe blaring out over the PA about how great it is to be spending the holidays with their significant other on top of having guys who make you look good come through your line with a girl on thier arm.

Valentine's day is gonna fucking suck.
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: my cat purring
  • Reading: Squid Row
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: Skyrim & GTA V
  • Eating: Burgers
  • Drinking: Coffee :D


Chris Stivers
United States

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star1958 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
Thanks for the watch ☼
akornzombie Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
Yer welcome!
FetishEngineering Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch! :D
akornzombie Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
You're welcome! :D
coffeeguy Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
akornzombie Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Yer welcome!
manly-unicorn Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
greetings random human from the other end of the internet portal
akornzombie Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Welcome! Don't mind the Timbas, just take the brownies when they offer you one.
manly-unicorn Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
oh I never pass up a free brownie
akornzombie Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
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